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Jul 15, 2020
Burger King becomes a leader in fart prevention technology
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Jun 30, 2020
Woman who wanted shredded cheese on her fajitas spends date night in agony
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May 20, 2020
Now there’s a face mask with a mouth hole for eating. What could go wrong?
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May 18, 2020
We regret to inform you that Papa John is now on TikTok
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Apr 07, 2020
The Steak-umm Twitter account is one long postmodern soliloquy you can’t ignore
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Dec 05, 2019
Subway sues journalists for reporting its chicken is only 50% chicken—and loses
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Nov 17, 2019
New Jersey police have had it with the Popeyes chicken sandwich
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Sep 25, 2019
Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh
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Aug 30, 2019
Analysts: Popeyes chicken sandwiches appreciate in value on secondary market
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Aug 19, 2019
Cooking competition show will blast entire meals into chef's faces with cannon
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Aug 11, 2019
British soccer team updates uniforms to feature sausages and peas
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Aug 01, 2019
Texas man faces trial for sending chocolate dick to police employee
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Jul 24, 2019
Australian KFC pursuing first Michelin star
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Jul 23, 2019
Man finds mint condition In-N-Out burger on NYC street
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Jul 17, 2019
Bacon Bitch sues Breakfast Bitch
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Jul 16, 2019
Cake decorator mistakes “Moana” for “marijuana,” gets fired
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Jun 24, 2019
Stoner sandwich shop founder calls Quizno’s, Carl’s Jr. “bandwagon douchebags”
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Jun 24, 2019
Only the sickest brats: McCormick’s new grill doubles as DJ station
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Jun 22, 2019
New Jersey cruelly barred from betting on Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Jun 13, 2019
Florida social media coordinator paid in hot dogs
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