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Jun 20, 2020
Sheriff's office: Longview woman says she shot boyfriend multiple times because she was 'irritated with him'
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May 20, 2020
Police believe a 65-year-old Texas man died from injuries he got from having rough sex with his 81-year-old relative.
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Mar 26, 2020
National Cathedral Donates 5,000 Medical Masks Found in Crypt
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Mar 22, 2020
Putnam coroner discovered passed out, intoxicated in office
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Feb 07, 2020
GOP senator wants legislative pages to stop playing 'Secret Hitler' at work
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Jan 18, 2020
More police officers died by suicides than on duty in 2019, advocacy group says
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Jan 11, 2020
17-Year-Old Discovers Planet 6.9 Times Larger Than Earth on Third Day of Internship With NASA
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Dec 31, 2019
PPB Chief Danielle Outlaw accepts new position as Philadelphia police commissioner
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Dec 22, 2019
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Dec 19, 2019
SoCal Man Posed for Caricature Then Stole From Artist, Police Say
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Nov 03, 2019
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Sep 18, 2019
Chiefs fan who buried Kingdom flag under Raiders new stadium speaks out
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Sep 11, 2019
Police: High-tech marijuana operation had employees, timecards
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Aug 21, 2019
Man arrested while attempting to fix flat tires with gauze and band-aids
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Jun 11, 2019
Sheriff: Man With Cocaine in Nostrils Tells Deputies It's Not His
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May 24, 2019
Lee's Summit school board president apologizes for comment about driving while blonde
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Apr 24, 2019
Pizza restaurant temporarily shut down after employees put laxatives in food, police say
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